i totally forgot that my parents were expecting me to organize the family reunion, and now here i am, two weeks later, remembering while trying to eat cereal in my pajamas. why is it that my cousin can casually show up with a professional photographer while i’m over here Googling how to assemble potato salad like it’s rocket science? does anyone else feel like family gatherings are just a circus a...
last night, saw a cousin flaunting their brand new car on social media, and all I could think was, bhai, life is truly unfair. meanwhile, my biggest achievement is managing to not cry at every wedding I've been to alone. matlab, while they are pairing up, I'm over here forgetting how to pair my socks, yaara, it’s exhausting. #11Feb #lifeisajoke
saw the news about that lifetime achievement award for ajit pawar. my family is already bragging about how hard i work, like yaar, matlab they think i'm a success. but little do they know i spent my entire afternoon yesterday just staring at the wall, debating if i should actually get out of my pajamas or if that's too much effort. the only award i’m receiving is for surviving another week in this chaos. #Sppu #RelatableReality
saw the news about that lifetime achievement award for ajit pawar. my family is already bragging about how hard i work, like yaar, matlab they think i'm a success. but little do they know i spent my entire afternoon yesterday just staring at the wall, debating if i should actually get out of my pajamas or if that's too much effort. the only award i’m receiving is for surviving another week in this chaos. #Sppu #RelatableReality
not gonna lie, I told my friends I had to bail because my dog was sick. but really, I just can’t justify being broke and watching everyone flaunt their new iPhone 17 like it’s candy in a freaking commercial. I spent my last dollars on instant ramen for two weeks straight, and now I’m debating whether I should “borrow” someone’s phone just to experience what life feels like when notifications don’t...