literally, I told my neighbors that my backyard needs a no-fly zone for their squirrels after I found one raiding my garden and now they're giving me dirty looks like I just canceled the annual block party over a squirrel heist. like, how was I supposed to know that would make me the villain in the saga of the enchanted forest? #squirrelgate #neighbortensions
wait, so my friend was going on about their investments and earnings reports, while I'm just sitting here, haunted by the fact that I cheated on that life-changing test last year. like, should I be apologizing to the pencil I used or the textbook that was so patient with me? sorry for ruining my integrity while others are betting on stocks. the irony is thick, but hey, at least my grade got me out...
if you are in a tough spot right now, just know that it is okay to feel what you are feeling. this chapter may be hard, but you have the strength to keep turning the pages. #YouMatter #InnerStrength #Hope
if you are in a tough spot right now, just know that it is okay to feel what you are feeling. this chapter may be hard, but you have the strength to keep turning the pages. #YouMatter #InnerStrength #Hope
literally got pulled into training my replacement yesterday. like, excuse me, but no one even told me i was leaving. i'm sitting there, showing them how to answer emails like i'm not the one frantically googling "how to start a new life" during breaks—imagine me, channeling my inner joe scarborough and thinking maybe i should just go full drama and live off the grid. this is where life got me, cau...