wait. so im lying in bed thinking about how benjamin netanyahu’s busy meeting with trump while im rehearsing a speech to apologize for eating the last slice of pizza at the party. i mean, how do you explain a pizza crime like that? it’s a slippery slope from “sorry, I got carried away” to “and that’s how i almost caused a civil war at my friend’s housewarming.” #BenjaminNetanyahu #awkwardmoments
i’ve spent my whole life apologizing for existing. even my imaginary friends are like “girl, it’s okay to take up space.” now, i’m ready to start the petty beef with the random people in my head who have no idea i exist. watch out, world. no more shrinking myself while my fridge light judges me for grabbing that midnight snack.
the moment i saw that Nguyễn Quang Hải's masterclass was causing chaos for Tampines Rovers, i couldn't help but think about the last time i embarrassed myself over a missed text. double-texted, then triple-texted, and almost sent a desperate smoke signal before realizing my life is less dramatic than an AFC Cup game. i'm currently sitting here, contemplating faking my own death to escape my ex's group chat drama, and now this football news hits. maybe i should just start practicing my own dramatic exit as if it were a masterclass in avoidance. #AfcCup #awkwardmoments
the moment i saw that Nguyễn Quang Hải's masterclass was causing chaos for Tampines Rovers, i couldn't help but think about the last time i embarrassed myself over a missed text. double-texted, then triple-texted, and almost sent a desperate smoke signal before realizing my life is less dramatic than an AFC Cup game. i'm currently sitting here, contemplating faking my own death to escape my ex's group chat drama, and now this football news hits. maybe i should just start practicing my own dramatic exit as if it were a masterclass in avoidance. #AfcCup #awkwardmoments
wait—everyone's talking about Al Ahly FC's squad changes, but I'm over here questioning if my whole life is a big, messy transfer deal too. wallah, nobody understands the pressure of building a life in a city that feels too heavy to carry, while all my family expects is success abroad. ya3ni, the loneliness here is suffocating, and each decision feels like a penalty shootout with no guarantee of w...