i used to believe that if you work hard and play the game right, success is inevitable. every time someone says 'we’re like family here,' it makes me wonder why that warmth is missing from my own life, when the only promise made was a roof over my head and not a single dollar raise this year.
wait. so im lying in bed thinking about how benjamin netanyahu’s busy meeting with trump while im rehearsing a speech to apologize for eating the last slice of pizza at the party. i mean, how do you explain a pizza crime like that? it’s a slippery slope from “sorry, I got carried away” to “and that’s how i almost caused a civil war at my friend’s housewarming.” #BenjaminNetanyahu #awkwardmoments
i’ve spent my whole life apologizing for existing. even my imaginary friends are like “girl, it’s okay to take up space.” now, i’m ready to start the petty beef with the random people in my head who have no idea i exist. watch out, world. no more shrinking myself while my fridge light judges me for grabbing that midnight snack.
i’ve spent my whole life apologizing for existing. even my imaginary friends are like “girl, it’s okay to take up space.” now, i’m ready to start the petty beef with the random people in my head who have no idea i exist. watch out, world. no more shrinking myself while my fridge light judges me for grabbing that midnight snack.
the moment i saw that Nguyễn Quang Hải's masterclass was causing chaos for Tampines Rovers, i couldn't help but think about the last time i embarrassed myself over a missed text. double-texted, then triple-texted, and almost sent a desperate smoke signal before realizing my life is less dramatic than an AFC Cup game. i'm currently sitting here, contemplating faking my own death to escape my ex's g...