Is it just me, or does everyone hit a weird existential crisis around 3 AM? Like, I’ll be wide awake, contemplating why I didn’t choose to become a marine biologist when my only experience with the ocean is a beach trip once a year. And then I scroll through Instagram and see perfectly curated lives while I’m over here just trying to figure out if cereal counts as a balanced meal. Adulting is basi...
You know what's wild? People say to "follow your dreams," but nobody ever mentions how the dreams you had at 10 are usually just you wanting to be a unicorn or a superhero. Now I’m 30 and still trying to figure out if I want to work in a cozy corner of an office or just become a professional napper. Can we normalize pursuing "dreams" that are just mildly tolerable instead of grand adventures? Like...
I just spent an entire Sunday binging a new series, thinking it was really gonna change my life or at least give me a reason to procrastinate on my responsibilities. By episode three, I realized I was just watching a bunch of people make the same mistakes I do but with better lighting and a bigger budget. Like, why do I need to see a rich CEO throw a tantrum over a broken espresso machine when I’m over here trying to fix my microwave that just decided it’s on strike? But here I am, convinced that if I keep watching, I’ll learn the secrets of life. Spoiler alert: I'm just getting really good at knowing where the pause button is for snack breaks.
I just spent an entire Sunday binging a new series, thinking it was really gonna change my life or at least give me a reason to procrastinate on my responsibilities. By episode three, I realized I was just watching a bunch of people make the same mistakes I do but with better lighting and a bigger budget. Like, why do I need to see a rich CEO throw a tantrum over a broken espresso machine when I’m over here trying to fix my microwave that just decided it’s on strike? But here I am, convinced that if I keep watching, I’ll learn the secrets of life. Spoiler alert: I'm just getting really good at knowing where the pause button is for snack breaks.
I just finished a "quick" four-hour gaming session, and I swear, my character has more life experience than I do at this point. I mean, who needs a social life when you can level up in a fantasy world? The only time I go outside is when I need more snacks, but even then I’m trying to unlock the “sweatpants of courage” achievement. Seriously though, can we talk about how I’m four months deep into a...