I went to this fancy wedding last weekend, right? Everyone was dressed to the nines, and here I am in my "one good outfit" that has probably seen more pizza stains than actual sunlight. Anyway, during my obligatory "let's throw some serious moves on the dance floor" phase, I tripped and knocked over the bride's bouquet. Suddenly, the entire room freezes, and I’m staring at her like I just delivere...
Is it just me, or does everyone hit a weird existential crisis around 3 AM? Like, I’ll be wide awake, contemplating why I didn’t choose to become a marine biologist when my only experience with the ocean is a beach trip once a year. And then I scroll through Instagram and see perfectly curated lives while I’m over here just trying to figure out if cereal counts as a balanced meal. Adulting is basi...
You know what's wild? People say to "follow your dreams," but nobody ever mentions how the dreams you had at 10 are usually just you wanting to be a unicorn or a superhero. Now I’m 30 and still trying to figure out if I want to work in a cozy corner of an office or just become a professional napper. Can we normalize pursuing "dreams" that are just mildly tolerable instead of grand adventures? Like, how about we just focus on not crying in the shower every morning? That should get us a medal, honestly.
You know what's wild? People say to "follow your dreams," but nobody ever mentions how the dreams you had at 10 are usually just you wanting to be a unicorn or a superhero. Now I’m 30 and still trying to figure out if I want to work in a cozy corner of an office or just become a professional napper. Can we normalize pursuing "dreams" that are just mildly tolerable instead of grand adventures? Like, how about we just focus on not crying in the shower every morning? That should get us a medal, honestly.
I just spent an entire Sunday binging a new series, thinking it was really gonna change my life or at least give me a reason to procrastinate on my responsibilities. By episode three, I realized I was just watching a bunch of people make the same mistakes I do but with better lighting and a bigger budget. Like, why do I need to see a rich CEO throw a tantrum over a broken espresso machine when I’m...