it's not that i live in chaos. it's just that my living room looks like a hurricane ripped through a thrift shop. parents showed up unannounced, and as i scrambled to shove a week's worth of dirty laundry into a closet, i just knew they caught a glimpse of the embarrassment that is my life. meanwhile, i’m scrolling through updates on cole palmer, wishing i could trade my mess for his 'homesick' fe...
day 37 of being obsessed with my celebrity crush. found out they’re dating a fictional character from a show I literally just started watching. now I'm like planning a revenge fantasy where I write them out of existence, only to remember that my current love life consists of contemplating the mysteries of my fridge at 3am. #Dream11 #CrushDrama
not gonna lie, my relatives compared me to my cousin who’s like living his best life with a professional soccer career. meanwhile, i sat there with a half-eaten sandwich, questioning my existence. my biggest achievement this week was keeping my houseplants alive for three days straight, so naturally, i thought about how cole palmer is more stable than my entire love life. also, i named my houseplants after soccer players, but even they seem happier than me. #ColePalmer #Relatable
not gonna lie, my relatives compared me to my cousin who’s like living his best life with a professional soccer career. meanwhile, i sat there with a half-eaten sandwich, questioning my existence. my biggest achievement this week was keeping my houseplants alive for three days straight, so naturally, i thought about how cole palmer is more stable than my entire love life. also, i named my houseplants after soccer players, but even they seem happier than me. #ColePalmer #Relatable
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that every tough moment is a step on the path toward something brighter. #SelfCare #KeepGoing