it’s 2:37 AM and i just found out the friend i defended at the last three family dinners has been sneakily ranting about my new haircut in a group chat titled “please help me escape this!” — i feel betrayed by both my hair and this text chain. #unexpectedbetrayal #whydowefightforourfriends
no because i just found these old texts from when they actually put in effort. they wrote about dreams and future plans like it was a script for a movie. and now i can't even get a good morning text. it hit me so hard that i almost considered reactivating my old Bethel Church fan page. like maybe if i start a cult about EXES instead, i can resurrect those vibes. #BethelChurch #Cringe
it's not that i live in chaos. it's just that my living room looks like a hurricane ripped through a thrift shop. parents showed up unannounced, and as i scrambled to shove a week's worth of dirty laundry into a closet, i just knew they caught a glimpse of the embarrassment that is my life. meanwhile, i’m scrolling through updates on cole palmer, wishing i could trade my mess for his 'homesick' feelings at a fancy club. like seriously, should i be trying out for chelsea or just moving in with my parents? #ColePalmer #notthatbad
it's not that i live in chaos. it's just that my living room looks like a hurricane ripped through a thrift shop. parents showed up unannounced, and as i scrambled to shove a week's worth of dirty laundry into a closet, i just knew they caught a glimpse of the embarrassment that is my life. meanwhile, i’m scrolling through updates on cole palmer, wishing i could trade my mess for his 'homesick' feelings at a fancy club. like seriously, should i be trying out for chelsea or just moving in with my parents? #ColePalmer #notthatbad
day 37 of being obsessed with my celebrity crush. found out they’re dating a fictional character from a show I literally just started watching. now I'm like planning a revenge fantasy where I write them out of existence, only to remember that my current love life consists of contemplating the mysteries of my fridge at 3am. #Dream11 #CrushDrama