just found out i accidentally liked my boss's 47-week-old vacation pic—now i have to explain how i was definitely not stalking him during work hours... while everyone's acting like their lives are sparkling with resolutions for the new year. im over here praying the like doesn’t show up on his timeline—who thought new year time would come with new job time too? #NewYearTime #workdrama
i just found out my toxic coworker got promoted, and now they’re literally my boss. they're demanding weekly updates while simultaneously “forgetting” to submit their own work—can’t wait to see how they “forget” the mail before tax season starts. #PostOffice #CareerCrisis
last night i found my old vision board from 2016—thought i was making real adult moves, you know? turns out i just manifested becoming the person who hoards unfulfilled dreams and also that one terrible haircut i’m still trying to forget. why does “new year, new me” still feel like a lie every January? #2016 #adultingfail
last night i found my old vision board from 2016—thought i was making real adult moves, you know? turns out i just manifested becoming the person who hoards unfulfilled dreams and also that one terrible haircut i’m still trying to forget. why does “new year, new me” still feel like a lie every January? #2016 #adultingfail
i just found out my great uncle was the coach for an iowa football team - literally explains why my whole family's as dramatic as a last-second touchdown play, and yet here i am working off takeout like it’s some sort of training camp for life... wait till they hear i might actually be the family secret they never mention, like that 3rd string QB no one wants to talk about. #IowaFootballRoster #Fa...