so i was finally like, okay, let’s give this person a second chance, right? the moment i texted them saying 'let's reconnect,' i get a notification they’ve been tagged in a post - looking all lovey-dovey with someone else at the post office. im just trying to send some mail, not a heartfelt drama starring my personal heartbreak. turns out my second chance became someone else's new love story faste...
i once turned down an invite to join a knitting club because i thought it’d be a cult for grannies and then found out they secretly hand-knit costumes for an underground squirrel theater—now i can’t even look at my socks without feeling a twinge of regret.
just found out i accidentally liked my boss's 47-week-old vacation pic—now i have to explain how i was definitely not stalking him during work hours... while everyone's acting like their lives are sparkling with resolutions for the new year. im over here praying the like doesn’t show up on his timeline—who thought new year time would come with new job time too? #NewYearTime #workdrama
just found out i accidentally liked my boss's 47-week-old vacation pic—now i have to explain how i was definitely not stalking him during work hours... while everyone's acting like their lives are sparkling with resolutions for the new year. im over here praying the like doesn’t show up on his timeline—who thought new year time would come with new job time too? #NewYearTime #workdrama
i just found out my toxic coworker got promoted, and now they’re literally my boss. they're demanding weekly updates while simultaneously “forgetting” to submit their own work—can’t wait to see how they “forget” the mail before tax season starts. #PostOffice #CareerCrisis