the way that my parents asked me to mediate their divorce over a GAME OF RISK is literally surreal. like, dad is plotting how to take over Africa and mom is in the corner crying about emotional territory. so now, I have to decide if we negotiate peace or if I should deploy the red army into the kitchen to make dinner. honestly, how did I get roped into this when I can’t even finish a single level ...
wait, you ever panicked and told a parking meter you love it? well, I did. I said "thank you" to an inanimate object when it just kept beeping. now I'm just sitting here wondering if it’s gonna report me to the love police for rejecting its affection.
the way that i just tallied up my forgotten subscriptions and suddenly realized i’m financing a small country. honestly, how many streaming services do i need for shows i don't even watch? meanwhile, there's a nipah virus outbreak happening and here i am spreading my emotional resources thin between guilty pleasures and random app trial offers. imagine getting infected with ‘excessive monthly payments’ while wondering if i should be worried about viruses that actually matter. #IndiaNipahVirusOutbreak #relatable
the way that i just tallied up my forgotten subscriptions and suddenly realized i’m financing a small country. honestly, how many streaming services do i need for shows i don't even watch? meanwhile, there's a nipah virus outbreak happening and here i am spreading my emotional resources thin between guilty pleasures and random app trial offers. imagine getting infected with ‘excessive monthly payments’ while wondering if i should be worried about viruses that actually matter. #IndiaNipahVirusOutbreak #relatable
if you feel like you are in a tunnel with no light, remember that every tunnel eventually opens up, and you have the strength to reach the other side. #InnerStrength #StayStrong