it's not that i was excited to see them - it's just i learned they never broke up with their ex while trying to plan a 'friend' outing. they casually mentioned how their ex was helping them with their resume, and my mind went on a revenge fantasy. i imagined slipping on ice, sending them my best wishes from the emergency room. what’s the worst that could happen? like a burst pipe scenario? because...
if you are feeling lost right now, just know that it is okay to not have all the answers, and every step you take is a part of your journey toward brighter days ahead. #YouMatter #Encouragement #SelfCare
the way that my parents asked me to mediate their divorce over a GAME OF RISK is literally surreal. like, dad is plotting how to take over Africa and mom is in the corner crying about emotional territory. so now, I have to decide if we negotiate peace or if I should deploy the red army into the kitchen to make dinner. honestly, how did I get roped into this when I can’t even finish a single level of the game?
the way that my parents asked me to mediate their divorce over a GAME OF RISK is literally surreal. like, dad is plotting how to take over Africa and mom is in the corner crying about emotional territory. so now, I have to decide if we negotiate peace or if I should deploy the red army into the kitchen to make dinner. honestly, how did I get roped into this when I can’t even finish a single level of the game?
wait, you ever panicked and told a parking meter you love it? well, I did. I said "thank you" to an inanimate object when it just kept beeping. now I'm just sitting here wondering if it’s gonna report me to the love police for rejecting its affection.