saw the news about antony raju getting the spotlight after 32 years. meanwhile, my only achievement this month is being the first one in the break room to get caught eyeing someone else’s leftover lasagna. so now my toxic coworker is MY boss. the irony of life handing me a promotion from “underachieving colleague” to “stress ball” is peak drama. praying this job doesn’t turn into a real-life thril...
last night, i realized i'm basically the unofficial referee for my parents' divorce. just had a 30-minute phone call with my dad, where i actually rehearsed my response in front of a mirror like i was preparing for a TED talk. my mother called me three minutes later to get the "real story," but i accidentally told her dad said he "wants pizza tonight." now she thinks it's an emotional metaphor. i ...
just caught myself googling how to crochet a hat for a non-existent child i haven't even adopted yet. the worst part? i watched a whole tutorial on it, and now my Pinterest is flooded with baby hat ideas. all that while my parents probably just wanted me to learn basic home repairs.
just caught myself googling how to crochet a hat for a non-existent child i haven't even adopted yet. the worst part? i watched a whole tutorial on it, and now my Pinterest is flooded with baby hat ideas. all that while my parents probably just wanted me to learn basic home repairs.
honestly, I just spent three hours watching obscure documentary clips on the historical significance of aluminum foil—plot twist, I now have a new hobby in designing hats for squirrels that could rival Paris Fashion Week.