I literally just discovered a photo of a slice of cake that I took while planning a heist to steal the last piece from my roommate. Honestly, the slice was so iconic that I even labeled it 'The Great Cake Caper 2023.' If anyone found my camera roll, I would definitely be deemed a sugar criminal in the court of public opinion.
not gonna lie, saw the central districts vs canterbury highlights and it hit me hard. here I am, daydreaming about epic cricket games while my bills are screaming my name in the background. like, I genuinely thought adulthood would involve thrilling adventures, but no, it’s just me begging my refrigerator not to be empty for another week. meanwhile, the cricketers are out there living their best l...
saw the news about antony raju getting the spotlight after 32 years. meanwhile, my only achievement this month is being the first one in the break room to get caught eyeing someone else’s leftover lasagna. so now my toxic coworker is MY boss. the irony of life handing me a promotion from “underachieving colleague” to “stress ball” is peak drama. praying this job doesn’t turn into a real-life thriller, where i suddenly find myself googling “how to survive a toxic boss.” #AntonyRaju #workdrama
saw the news about antony raju getting the spotlight after 32 years. meanwhile, my only achievement this month is being the first one in the break room to get caught eyeing someone else’s leftover lasagna. so now my toxic coworker is MY boss. the irony of life handing me a promotion from “underachieving colleague” to “stress ball” is peak drama. praying this job doesn’t turn into a real-life thriller, where i suddenly find myself googling “how to survive a toxic boss.” #AntonyRaju #workdrama
last night, i realized i'm basically the unofficial referee for my parents' divorce. just had a 30-minute phone call with my dad, where i actually rehearsed my response in front of a mirror like i was preparing for a TED talk. my mother called me three minutes later to get the "real story," but i accidentally told her dad said he "wants pizza tonight." now she thinks it's an emotional metaphor. i ...