literally just spent an entire weekend perfecting my dance routine to that one song from "Bindiya Ke Bahubali Season 2." practiced so much I thought I might actually be ready for a competition. then my roommate walked in, stared at me, and asked if I was okay. now I question every decision I’ve made since childhood. honestly, I thought I was embodying the main character energy, but turns out I’m j...
it's not that i care about soccer or whatever, it's just that my coworker is a die-hard Inter fan. like, the kind of guy who yells at the screen when they're losing, you know? so when i saw the whole Inter vs Pisa thing, i just had to make a joke about it - except now my boss thinks I'm a traitor because he supports Pisa. cut to me having to explain why this random sports rivalry suddenly felt lik...
do you ever look at your closet and think about all the clothes you bought for "just in case"? i mean, i have an entire outfit for a funeral ready to go, yet here i am, unprepared for the fact that i bought five bags of flour because i thought i’d become a bread-making guru. now i’m just over here, staring at a bank account that’s looking more and more like a bad horror movie.
do you ever look at your closet and think about all the clothes you bought for "just in case"? i mean, i have an entire outfit for a funeral ready to go, yet here i am, unprepared for the fact that i bought five bags of flour because i thought i’d become a bread-making guru. now i’m just over here, staring at a bank account that’s looking more and more like a bad horror movie.
i just had my boss praise my coworker for MY brilliant idea in the meeting, and suddenly it felt like that moment when everyone at a party is laughing and you realize you weren’t invited, like how does that even happen, are they wearing an invisibility cloak or something... honestly, i have better ideas than the weather, and yet here i am, feeling like a bystander in my own creative life. #InterVs...