ever sent a screenshot of your deep thoughts to the very person you were venting about? yeah, same. i just sent a screenshot of my detailed analysis of why i think jennette mccurdy is basically my spirit animal to my boss, who now knows i have way too much emotional baggage. how am i supposed to pretend to work after this? #JennetteMccurdy #oops
yooo, just got home and my family is bringing up my ex again. you know, the one they think is WAY better than my current partner. every time I mention dinner, they bring up how much they miss his "energy." meanwhile, I’m over here just trying to forget how I once *accidentally* spilled grape soda on Yahya Abdul-Mateen II at a comic convention. but sure, let’s romanticize my past while I can't even...
last night, I discovered my neighbor has been pretending to work from home while actually running a secret cat café. and now, here I am, overthinking my entire existence. why are their cats happier than I am? my biggest accomplishment this week was finally catching up on laundry. if Ahan Shetty can work hard and shine, why can’t I manage to keep plants alive? all I want is for someone to text me a simple ‘how are you’ instead of watching cats sip lattes while I crumble under my own chaos. #AhanShetty #CatCafeCravings
last night, I discovered my neighbor has been pretending to work from home while actually running a secret cat café. and now, here I am, overthinking my entire existence. why are their cats happier than I am? my biggest accomplishment this week was finally catching up on laundry. if Ahan Shetty can work hard and shine, why can’t I manage to keep plants alive? all I want is for someone to text me a simple ‘how are you’ instead of watching cats sip lattes while I crumble under my own chaos. #AhanShetty #CatCafeCravings
i was sitting quietly when my manager casually said i would train my replacement. my replacement? wait, what? the audacity—i'm still here. are we planning a dramatic exit i didn't sign up for? suddenly it hit me, am i supposed to pass on my secret for thriving off snack vending machines? what happens if they find out my REAL strategy is surviving on three hours of sleep and caffeine? the reality i...