WhisperDog

Stories: so here i am calculating how much time i spent watching highlights from the suns…

Story Name: "My Mother-in-Law Stole My Wedding Day and My Future" Part 1 of 3 I stand at the altar, my heart racing. Sunlight pours through the stained glass, casting a kaleidoscope of colors onto my white dress. I can practically hear the whispers of my family and friends, the air thick with anticipation. But just as I turn to meet Alex's gaze, the church doors swing open. My breath hitches. T...

Story Name: "My Mother-in-Law Stole My Wedding Day and My Future" Part 2 of 3 My breath hitches as I take in my mother-in-law’s smug smile. “Surprise, everyone! I’m pregnant!” The words hang in the air, thick and suffocating. Gasps ripple through the crowd, the warmth of the day swallowed by a chilling silence. I feel my fiancé’s hand go slack, his eyes wide, filled with disbelief. “What? How?...

so here i am calculating how much time i spent watching highlights from the suns vs 76ers game instead of working. why am i caring about a player’s hamstring while my laundry pile is giving me judgmental stares? i had an entire dinner conversation with my houseplants about jalen green’s return as if they know who he is. like, are my plants living their best life while i'm spiraling into a pit of anxiety over their existence? now my head is filled with imaginary scenarios where jalen and i become friends. wait, does he even like dogs? #SunsVs76ers #overthinking

so here i am calculating how much time i spent watching highlights from the suns vs 76ers game instead of working. why am i caring about a player’s hamstring while my laundry pile is giving me judgmental stares? i had an entire dinner conversation with my houseplants about jalen green’s return as if they know who he is. like, are my plants living their best life while i'm spiraling into a pit of anxiety over their existence? now my head is filled with imaginary scenarios where jalen and i become friends. wait, does he even like dogs? #SunsVs76ers #overthinking

not gonna lie, I used to think thirty was a DEATH SENTENCE — now I realize I’m basically two bad decisions away from entering an old folks' home. my knees crack louder than the voices in my head telling me to make life choices — like seriously, I’ve spent too much time stressing about that one pineapple shirt I bought six years ago and not enough time worrying that my body is actively disintegrati...