Story Name: "My Mother-in-Law Stole My Wedding Day and My Future" Part 2 of 3 My breath hitches as I take in my mother-in-law’s smug smile. “Surprise, everyone! I’m pregnant!” The words hang in the air, thick and suffocating. Gasps ripple through the crowd, the warmth of the day swallowed by a chilling silence. I feel my fiancé’s hand go slack, his eyes wide, filled with disbelief. “What? How?...
so here i am calculating how much time i spent watching highlights from the suns vs 76ers game instead of working. why am i caring about a player’s hamstring while my laundry pile is giving me judgmental stares? i had an entire dinner conversation with my houseplants about jalen green’s return as if they know who he is. like, are my plants living their best life while i'm spiraling into a pit of a...
not gonna lie, I used to think thirty was a DEATH SENTENCE — now I realize I’m basically two bad decisions away from entering an old folks' home. my knees crack louder than the voices in my head telling me to make life choices — like seriously, I’ve spent too much time stressing about that one pineapple shirt I bought six years ago and not enough time worrying that my body is actively disintegrating. who knew adulting meant realizing your entire existence was held together by caffeine and mild existential dread? #turningthirty #adultingfails
not gonna lie, I used to think thirty was a DEATH SENTENCE — now I realize I’m basically two bad decisions away from entering an old folks' home. my knees crack louder than the voices in my head telling me to make life choices — like seriously, I’ve spent too much time stressing about that one pineapple shirt I bought six years ago and not enough time worrying that my body is actively disintegrating. who knew adulting meant realizing your entire existence was held together by caffeine and mild existential dread? #turningthirty #adultingfails
not gonna lie, my friend spilled my deepest secret about my irrational fear of snow shovels to this person who now looks at me like i am literally the weirdest person alive, and now that the weather in atlanta is saying we might get a winter storm, all i can think is how i need to practice being cool about shovels just in case someone asks about my emotional trauma over a simple tool — honestly, i...