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Stories: not gonna lie, seeing all those cute photos of Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling made …

yaar, so I saw this news about idfc first bank shares going up. matlab, koi bhi sensible bhai can invest and still be confused about their future, right? meanwhile, my life feels like that one time I bought a fancy chocolate for my ex, thinking I could win them back, but it just ended with me crying on my mom's couch. ab main sochta hoon, shaadi ke samay dekhne waale stocks, pehle toh seene ke liy...

i sometimes think about how life is basically just a never-ending series of weird grocery store encounters. like, why do i feel like i need to apologize to the cashier for buying so much snack food while secretly hoping they think i have a fabulous life? it’s just cereal, frozen pizzas, and questionable frozen dinners while i wonder if i'll ever be “the person who has their life together.”

not gonna lie, seeing all those cute photos of Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling made me spiral into a full meltdown at the grocery store, you know? I accidentally tossed an avocado into my cart while staring at the cucumbers, convinced it might somehow enhance my non-relationship situation with someone who literally said they don’t do relationships. the real irony? my life resembles a rom-com but the only person willing to do any of the lifting is me… in the produce aisle, trying to channel Ryan’s energy while dodging my own embarrassment. #RyanGosling #crushproblems

not gonna lie, seeing all those cute photos of Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling made me spiral into a full meltdown at the grocery store, you know? I accidentally tossed an avocado into my cart while staring at the cucumbers, convinced it might somehow enhance my non-relationship situation with someone who literally said they don’t do relationships. the real irony? my life resembles a rom-com but the only person willing to do any of the lifting is me… in the produce aisle, trying to channel Ryan’s energy while dodging my own embarrassment. #RyanGosling #crushproblems

how is it possible to look at old photos and feel so disconnected from that person? i see someone who smiled like they had it all figured out. meanwhile, i scroll through my current reality and... why does it hurt to think that maybe that confidence was just a mask? i once believed in endless possibilities, but now i doubt even the simplest decisions. i wanted to tell that younger version of mysel...