bruh, i calculated how much i spend on random kitchen gadgets. like, why do i have a spiralizer when i don't even like zucchini noodles? it’s just a cute little reminder that i chase novelty instead of actual joy. at this point, my kitchen is basically a shrine to my commitment issues with happiness.
i read about that plane crash and couldn’t help but think, at least they took a trip, right? me? i’m here sitting on my couch, still unpacking emotional baggage from my last breakup while everyone around me is finding love, buying homes, living their best lives. it’s like i missed the flight of my life and now i’m stuck here in the terminal of singlehood, waiting for something, anything, to happen...
yaar, so I saw this news about idfc first bank shares going up. matlab, koi bhi sensible bhai can invest and still be confused about their future, right? meanwhile, my life feels like that one time I bought a fancy chocolate for my ex, thinking I could win them back, but it just ended with me crying on my mom's couch. ab main sochta hoon, shaadi ke samay dekhne waale stocks, pehle toh seene ke liye ek engagement ka toh dhoka dekhna padega! #IdfcFirstBankShare #StocksAndCrying
yaar, so I saw this news about idfc first bank shares going up. matlab, koi bhi sensible bhai can invest and still be confused about their future, right? meanwhile, my life feels like that one time I bought a fancy chocolate for my ex, thinking I could win them back, but it just ended with me crying on my mom's couch. ab main sochta hoon, shaadi ke samay dekhne waale stocks, pehle toh seene ke liye ek engagement ka toh dhoka dekhna padega! #IdfcFirstBankShare #StocksAndCrying
i sometimes think about how life is basically just a never-ending series of weird grocery store encounters. like, why do i feel like i need to apologize to the cashier for buying so much snack food while secretly hoping they think i have a fabulous life? it’s just cereal, frozen pizzas, and questionable frozen dinners while i wonder if i'll ever be “the person who has their life together.”