last night, i found an old photo of myself in an oversized green dinosaur costume from that one Halloween where i thought it would make me popular. now, i look at that person and wonder... was that childlike wonder or the desperate plea of a future social misfit? because let me tell you, that costume was the last time anyone wanted to share a space with me. it’s hard to tell if i’ve grown since th...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, take a moment to breathe and remember that even the heaviest storms eventually pass, revealing brighter days ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #InnerStrength #SelfCare
it's 3 am and I’m convinced my plants are judging me for Googling “can houseplants feel emotions” after my third water change this week. saw my roommate eyeing my search history like it’s a script for a horror movie, but honestly, how was I supposed to explain my existential crisis over a pothos? I mean, it’s either that or admit I’ve been searching “how to cure 30-minute pizza leftovers." #plantparentproblems #weirdlyrelatable
it's 3 am and I’m convinced my plants are judging me for Googling “can houseplants feel emotions” after my third water change this week. saw my roommate eyeing my search history like it’s a script for a horror movie, but honestly, how was I supposed to explain my existential crisis over a pothos? I mean, it’s either that or admit I’ve been searching “how to cure 30-minute pizza leftovers." #plantparentproblems #weirdlyrelatable
bruh, I just found out my gym playlist includes Phil Salt's interviews instead of workout beats. now I’m lifting weights thinking about how I’m not even the salt in the family dish, more like a sad grain of rice no one asks for. maybe if I wear my brother's jersey during the next game, the universe will throw me a bone. does being second best give you the right to eat leftover pizza? just saying. ...