if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, take a moment to breathe and remember that even the heaviest storms eventually pass, revealing brighter days ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #InnerStrength #SelfCare
it's 3 am and I’m convinced my plants are judging me for Googling “can houseplants feel emotions” after my third water change this week. saw my roommate eyeing my search history like it’s a script for a horror movie, but honestly, how was I supposed to explain my existential crisis over a pothos? I mean, it’s either that or admit I’ve been searching “how to cure 30-minute pizza leftovers." #plantp...
bruh, I just found out my gym playlist includes Phil Salt's interviews instead of workout beats. now I’m lifting weights thinking about how I’m not even the salt in the family dish, more like a sad grain of rice no one asks for. maybe if I wear my brother's jersey during the next game, the universe will throw me a bone. does being second best give you the right to eat leftover pizza? just saying. #PhilSalt #SiblingStruggles
bruh, I just found out my gym playlist includes Phil Salt's interviews instead of workout beats. now I’m lifting weights thinking about how I’m not even the salt in the family dish, more like a sad grain of rice no one asks for. maybe if I wear my brother's jersey during the next game, the universe will throw me a bone. does being second best give you the right to eat leftover pizza? just saying. #PhilSalt #SiblingStruggles
wait, remember when i said i would never become a person who uses spreadsheets for their daily tasks? here i am, analyzing my life choices with color-coded cells like some kind of executive on the brink of a midlife crisis. instead of figuring out my dreams, i just added a pie chart about my snack consumption. who knew my life would peak at ‘chocolate intake vs. motivation levels’?