if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to struggle. this season might feel heavy, but just like clouds, it will pass. take things one step at a time; each small victory matters. #InnerStrength #YouAreNotAlone
have you ever written a whole thank you speech for an award you definitely haven't won? it feels like training for a marathon you didn't even sign up for, but hey, there’s something empowering about thanking my mom and my fifth-grade art teacher in advance for all the support they NEVER actually gave. honestly, my biggest fear isn't losing the award. it’s having to ACTUALLY use the speech in my he...
it's not that i dislike my neighbor’s floral-patterned lawn flamingos, it's just that every time i see them, i can't help but feel like they're judging me for not having any decorations of my own. like, what if they plot my demise during their nightly flamingo huddles? now i don’t just water my plants. i have to consult the lawn flamingo council before making any landscaping decisions. sure, they look harmless, but they know i’m the only one on the block who keeps their gardening gloves in the garage. that's basically admitting defeat, isn’t it?
it's not that i dislike my neighbor’s floral-patterned lawn flamingos, it's just that every time i see them, i can't help but feel like they're judging me for not having any decorations of my own. like, what if they plot my demise during their nightly flamingo huddles? now i don’t just water my plants. i have to consult the lawn flamingo council before making any landscaping decisions. sure, they look harmless, but they know i’m the only one on the block who keeps their gardening gloves in the garage. that's basically admitting defeat, isn’t it?
wait, so I just found out my friends think I’m basically a Marvel character, specifically Josh Gad's sidekick in a parody. like, I didn’t even know they considered my level of sarcasm ‘entertaining’ enough to joke about, but here we are. I mean, one of them even said they’d pick me for an apocalypse buddy... until I reminded them that I can’t even find matching socks. now I'm just wondering if I s...