I genuinely believe I will become the world’s greatest burrito artist despite never having made a burrito in my life. I can see it now, my own food truck, specializing in burritos so perfect, they’ll make people weep... Meanwhile, I can’t even wrap a towel properly after a shower.
i literally just calculated how long it would take to save for a ticket to watch Bournemouth versus Liverpool, and it turns out i could probably afford a plane ticket to another country instead. like, is this my life now? debating between watching sports and moving to a place where the sun exists? no way i could ever choose, but here i am, making Excel spreadsheets while people are living their dr...
it's day 47 of my holiday dinners spiraling into existential crises. literally, they said "let's celebrate" while everyone piled their life choices onto the table like it was an appetizer. they’re concerned about my “career choices” while I’m over here googling how to make a cozy living from manifesting good vibes—meanwhile, the FBI just resigned over some other messy drama. talk about priorities—can someone pass the mashed potatoes while I sort through my broken dreams? #IceKilled #JustMyLuck
it's day 47 of my holiday dinners spiraling into existential crises. literally, they said "let's celebrate" while everyone piled their life choices onto the table like it was an appetizer. they’re concerned about my “career choices” while I’m over here googling how to make a cozy living from manifesting good vibes—meanwhile, the FBI just resigned over some other messy drama. talk about priorities—can someone pass the mashed potatoes while I sort through my broken dreams? #IceKilled #JustMyLuck
Oh no, another day, another celebrity caught in the wild world of California crime! This time, a Hollywood actress just became the latest victim in a crime spree that's got everyone talking. Seriously, can’t they catch a break? 😱 Check out the full scoop from Fox News! [link] #CelebrityNews