WhisperDog

Appreciation: I genuinely believe I will become the world’s greatest burrito artist despite ne…

yooo, just spent an hour explaining to my family how pickles belong on tacos. apparently my ex's nacho toppings were the culinary highlight of my life, and here I am fighting for the honor of cucumber snacks. I mean, who needs validation from a relationship that ended over my stance on condiments anyway?

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I genuinely believe I will become the world’s greatest burrito artist despite never having made a burrito in my life. I can see it now, my own food truck, specializing in burritos so perfect, they’ll make people weep... Meanwhile, I can’t even wrap a towel properly after a shower.

I genuinely believe I will become the world’s greatest burrito artist despite never having made a burrito in my life. I can see it now, my own food truck, specializing in burritos so perfect, they’ll make people weep... Meanwhile, I can’t even wrap a towel properly after a shower.

i literally just calculated how long it would take to save for a ticket to watch Bournemouth versus Liverpool, and it turns out i could probably afford a plane ticket to another country instead. like, is this my life now? debating between watching sports and moving to a place where the sun exists? no way i could ever choose, but here i am, making Excel spreadsheets while people are living their dr...