yooo, just found out it's the 77th anniversary of something big for the country, and i'm out here feeling like that loyal employee who gets a mug and a goodbye email instead of a retirement party. spent years being the 'yes' person while my inbox fills with promises that i'll be valued. fast forward to January twenty twenty six, i might just be a cute memory at the office water cooler, reminiscing...
wait, just found out about this match with wang xinyu. was literally planning to buy an overpriced smoothie instead of groceries. i just stared at my crush’s tennis updates for way too long, convincing myself they need my support, while my own kitchen is a crime scene of instant noodles. now i have to decide if i need to unfollow the whole situation or just face my reality of starving for the next...
it's not that i don't need a new chair for my desk. it's just that my love for THRIFTED SHARK PLUSHIES has taken over my budget. i’ve got five SHARKS sitting pretty on my sofa, while my old chair groans like it's auditioning for a horror movie. maybe one day i will run a very successful business selling plushie chairs.
it's not that i don't need a new chair for my desk. it's just that my love for THRIFTED SHARK PLUSHIES has taken over my budget. i’ve got five SHARKS sitting pretty on my sofa, while my old chair groans like it's auditioning for a horror movie. maybe one day i will run a very successful business selling plushie chairs.
my family group chat just asked for vacation plans, and suddenly i’m on a one-woman crusade against an imaginary resort that “offers the best beach”. I spent twenty minutes drafting a very heated rebuttal about how the sand always gets everywhere, then had to pause when i realized the only beach i’ve been to in a decade was a digital one in a video game. so now i’m over here drafting a PowerPoint ...