last night I finished a fantasy book where my crush was totally into some fictional prince. felt a deep, emotional betrayal. like, how dare he have chemistry with a character who isn't real while I am here watching my plants slowly die? it made me rethink everything, but then I remembered he doesn't know I exist...so, like, it’s fine. #unrequitedfiction #charactercrushproblems
have you ever thought about how your plants might be silently JUDGING you? honestly, I watered mine and they looked more impressed than anyone at my last family gathering. clearly, they know I have the kind of charisma that could literally make a cactus bloom. I mean, someone out there must be THRILLED by my existence, right?
yooo, just found out it's the 77th anniversary of something big for the country, and i'm out here feeling like that loyal employee who gets a mug and a goodbye email instead of a retirement party. spent years being the 'yes' person while my inbox fills with promises that i'll be valued. fast forward to January twenty twenty six, i might just be a cute memory at the office water cooler, reminiscing about the good old days when they could not replace me with a fancy machine in a week. honestly, if they printed my work ethic on a t-shirt, they'd be selling it at a thrift store by next month. #2026 #whyamihere
yooo, just found out it's the 77th anniversary of something big for the country, and i'm out here feeling like that loyal employee who gets a mug and a goodbye email instead of a retirement party. spent years being the 'yes' person while my inbox fills with promises that i'll be valued. fast forward to January twenty twenty six, i might just be a cute memory at the office water cooler, reminiscing about the good old days when they could not replace me with a fancy machine in a week. honestly, if they printed my work ethic on a t-shirt, they'd be selling it at a thrift store by next month. #2026 #whyamihere
wait, just found out about this match with wang xinyu. was literally planning to buy an overpriced smoothie instead of groceries. i just stared at my crush’s tennis updates for way too long, convincing myself they need my support, while my own kitchen is a crime scene of instant noodles. now i have to decide if i need to unfollow the whole situation or just face my reality of starving for the next...