WhisperDog

Stories: wait, my screen time report says I spent twenty hours scrolling through old phot…

kabhi socha hai, sab logon ki zindagi kyun aise chamakti hai aur meri itni dull? yaar, dekho toh, friends naye ghar le rahe hain, naye cars le rahe hain, aur main yeh maggi kha raha hoon sochta hua, kya galat hai? inki life toh ek football match hai, jaise Inter Vs Torino, bina kisi struggle ke, aur main bas ek audience ki tarah, dekhta rehta hoon. ghar walon ko yeh nahi pata, par mujhe toh pata h...

not gonna lie, i spent weeks curating this perfect playlist for my friend. you know, the kind that has songs to pull them out of their spiral? but then they went and made the same awful choice again, so now i just keep it to myself. i feel like a therapist who handed over all the self-help books, only to find out they’re binge-watching their bad habits like it's a soap opera. and honestly, the onl...

wait, my screen time report says I spent twenty hours scrolling through old photographs of the city I never moved to, just to escape the reality that I am still here, in the same sad apartment I swore I would leave by now. the wild thing is, half the time I wasn't even looking at the photos; I was just listening to sad songs that remind me of what could have been. honestly, I don’t even know why I am trying to relive moments that never actually happened.

wait, my screen time report says I spent twenty hours scrolling through old photographs of the city I never moved to, just to escape the reality that I am still here, in the same sad apartment I swore I would leave by now. the wild thing is, half the time I wasn't even looking at the photos; I was just listening to sad songs that remind me of what could have been. honestly, I don’t even know why I am trying to relive moments that never actually happened.

yooo, I just sent my boss this entire essay about why our new product launch is going to flop. you know, I literally spent hours analyzing market trends and making PowerPoint slides. then they replied with one single emoji, the crying-laughing one. and now I’m spiraling, like, are they laughing at my thorough analysis or just at my life choices? honestly, did I just bare my soul to a meme? what ev...