WhisperDog

Rants: kabhi socha hai, sab logon ki zindagi kyun aise chamakti hai aur meri itni dull?…

it's not that i don’t recognize that person in old photos. it’s just— i thought they were happier, more alive. now, every time i look back, it's like flipping through the pages of a stranger's life. it's that eerie feeling— that the further i grow, the more i feel like i'm losing something essential. looking at joaquin phoenix playing roles that peel back layers, and i can't help but wonder— what ...

I had a dream last night that I was being chased by a giant slice of pizza—like, a pepperoni monster, and when I woke up, I rushed to my computer to search “why pizza dreams happen,” but then I forgot I left the tab open while my roommate was right there, so now we just make awkward eye contact while pretending we did not see each other's search history... I mean, I could just act like I was looki...

kabhi socha hai, sab logon ki zindagi kyun aise chamakti hai aur meri itni dull? yaar, dekho toh, friends naye ghar le rahe hain, naye cars le rahe hain, aur main yeh maggi kha raha hoon sochta hua, kya galat hai? inki life toh ek football match hai, jaise Inter Vs Torino, bina kisi struggle ke, aur main bas ek audience ki tarah, dekhta rehta hoon. ghar walon ko yeh nahi pata, par mujhe toh pata hai, yeh bas show hai. sabse weird part yeh hai ki main abhi tak decided nahi kar paya kis side pe khada hoon—lekin sab log chaand tak ja rahe hain, aur main toh sirf yahan par hoon, simple noodles banate hue. #InterVsTorino #LifeIsComplicated

kabhi socha hai, sab logon ki zindagi kyun aise chamakti hai aur meri itni dull? yaar, dekho toh, friends naye ghar le rahe hain, naye cars le rahe hain, aur main yeh maggi kha raha hoon sochta hua, kya galat hai? inki life toh ek football match hai, jaise Inter Vs Torino, bina kisi struggle ke, aur main bas ek audience ki tarah, dekhta rehta hoon. ghar walon ko yeh nahi pata, par mujhe toh pata hai, yeh bas show hai. sabse weird part yeh hai ki main abhi tak decided nahi kar paya kis side pe khada hoon—lekin sab log chaand tak ja rahe hain, aur main toh sirf yahan par hoon, simple noodles banate hue. #InterVsTorino #LifeIsComplicated

not gonna lie, i spent weeks curating this perfect playlist for my friend. you know, the kind that has songs to pull them out of their spiral? but then they went and made the same awful choice again, so now i just keep it to myself. i feel like a therapist who handed over all the self-help books, only to find out they’re binge-watching their bad habits like it's a soap opera. and honestly, the onl...