the way that i just sent a screenshot of my entire Animal Crossing island layout to the person who made fun of my last visit, now they know i spend WAY too much time trying to catch a rare butterfly, but still can’t figure out how to impress my own crush in real life. just sitting here planning my village while my own social life looks like a deserted island. #NintendoSwitchAnimalCrossing #RealLif...
saw the news about those two and thought about how i gave my heart to someone who just ghosted me like i was the last crumb of bread on a low-carb diet. so i stood in my living room, staring at the vacuum like it was an ex, and whispered “i miss you” while vacuuming up the crumbs of my crushed dreams. then i tripped over the couch and made direct eye contact with the lamp, which was oddly reassuri...
so, my colleague totally saw me googling "flosports entry list for Tucson Speedway" while they were behind me in the break room — now we both just pretend that never happened. like, what are we even doing, I’ve seen my search history more than I've seen my dreams come true. who would want to find out that i obsess over things like fast cars while struggling to keep my own life in the slow lane? #Flosports #LifeDecisions
so, my colleague totally saw me googling "flosports entry list for Tucson Speedway" while they were behind me in the break room — now we both just pretend that never happened. like, what are we even doing, I’ve seen my search history more than I've seen my dreams come true. who would want to find out that i obsess over things like fast cars while struggling to keep my own life in the slow lane? #Flosports #LifeDecisions
no because I just found old texts from when I tried to convince myself I liked pumpkin spice muffins, like what even was I thinking? Did I actually believe adding whipped cream would change the flavor? Now I am questioning every food choice I’ve ever made. Do I even know my own taste buds? I mean, can I truly trust myself after that phase?