last night, i bought a decorative skull that’s supposed to enhance my home office vibes. the bill came today and it turns out it was actually a very expensive paperweight that does absolutely nothing except remind me i have poor life choices. honestly, the real trick is knowing how to creatively hide it from anyone who visits.
it's not that i don't want to pick a side in this friend group feud, it's just that the only thing i'm loyal to is my fable character who's apparently had better relationships than me. so there i am, alone, with no one to help me slay the dragons of drama, while everyone else is living it up on some moral high ground i wasn't invited to. should i start practicing my speech for the next group hango...
the way that i found out lucknow went zero fresh waste was when my old high school friend texted me about it. this is the same friend who once made a powerpoint on how to eat pizza correctly, while i spent weeks trying to explain to them how washing hands was a basic skill. now here i am, imagining them making a presentation on proper trash disposal while i'm still confused about folding laundry. some things never change, right? #Lucknow #adulthoodiswild
the way that i found out lucknow went zero fresh waste was when my old high school friend texted me about it. this is the same friend who once made a powerpoint on how to eat pizza correctly, while i spent weeks trying to explain to them how washing hands was a basic skill. now here i am, imagining them making a presentation on proper trash disposal while i'm still confused about folding laundry. some things never change, right? #Lucknow #adulthoodiswild
honestly, just discovered that the guy who borrowed my favorite spaghetti strainer last year was not only talking trash about my home-cooked meals but also told everyone i only heat up frozen dinners. like, why even lend me the strainer if you think i'm a culinary fraud? - and the craziest part? he texted me three days ago asking for the recipe to my "famous" store-bought lasagna. should i tell hi...