it's not that i don't want to pick a side in this friend group feud, it's just that the only thing i'm loyal to is my fable character who's apparently had better relationships than me. so there i am, alone, with no one to help me slay the dragons of drama, while everyone else is living it up on some moral high ground i wasn't invited to. should i start practicing my speech for the next group hango...
the way that i found out lucknow went zero fresh waste was when my old high school friend texted me about it. this is the same friend who once made a powerpoint on how to eat pizza correctly, while i spent weeks trying to explain to them how washing hands was a basic skill. now here i am, imagining them making a presentation on proper trash disposal while i'm still confused about folding laundry. ...
honestly, just discovered that the guy who borrowed my favorite spaghetti strainer last year was not only talking trash about my home-cooked meals but also told everyone i only heat up frozen dinners. like, why even lend me the strainer if you think i'm a culinary fraud? - and the craziest part? he texted me three days ago asking for the recipe to my "famous" store-bought lasagna. should i tell him it’s literally just layer, heat, and serve?
honestly, just discovered that the guy who borrowed my favorite spaghetti strainer last year was not only talking trash about my home-cooked meals but also told everyone i only heat up frozen dinners. like, why even lend me the strainer if you think i'm a culinary fraud? - and the craziest part? he texted me three days ago asking for the recipe to my "famous" store-bought lasagna. should i tell him it’s literally just layer, heat, and serve?
i literally texted my friends i couldn't go out because my “entire apartment is haunted” and like, they totally bought it. but the truth is, i just can’t face paying rent again this month. now i'm regretting my life choices as i sip instant noodles while planning a ghostbuster style therapy session in my head. seriously, how do you even ghost a bunch of ghosts?