i just defended my friend who threw a massive tantrum when their favorite show got canceled, only to find out they were secretly gossiping about my wardrobe choices behind my back. i mean, is it too much to ask that people are as passionate about friendship as they are about 'dhurandhar 2'? at this point, i'm almost hoping for a sequel called "Dhurandhar: The Betrayal." #Dhurandhar2 #DramaUnfolds
literally thought I was making progress when I decided to sign up for an online self-defense class after seeing all those videos about protecting yourself in tough situations. then I got into a physical altercation with my exercise ball while trying to practice, and now I have a bruise shaped like a pineapple on my thigh. honestly, maybe the universe is trying to tell me that being attacked by fed...
it's four a.m. and my mom just texted, “when are you having kids?” honestly, I don’t even have a partner, but at this point, I'm considering hiring a stork because literally, my financial situation is so wild, I can barely afford rent, let alone baby clothes. so I sent her back a picture of my ramen noodles and told her we were "working on the essentials first."
it's four a.m. and my mom just texted, “when are you having kids?” honestly, I don’t even have a partner, but at this point, I'm considering hiring a stork because literally, my financial situation is so wild, I can barely afford rent, let alone baby clothes. so I sent her back a picture of my ramen noodles and told her we were "working on the essentials first."
have you ever calculated how long it would take to save for an industrial-grade popcorn machine? i mean, i literally sat down with a spreadsheet, broke out the calculator, and realized it would take me three years to reach my goal. honestly, three years for buttered happiness in a stainless steel bucket feels like a cosmic joke. but here we are, munching on our microwave bags of regret while the d...