yooo, just had to mediate my parents' divorce like i’m literally a trained therapist now. like, i made a power point presentation to explain how the SMART TV sales could help them bond over binge-watching instead of arguing. both of them are convinced the new shows are “their shows,” so guess who has to assign episodes? my heart just can’t take the pressure, and now i have to find an HDMI cable fo...
not gonna lie, I found out I make less than the new hire I trained, and I just kept replaying how I taught them the printer works while wondering if it prints money. I think I could have at least secured a bonus for that masterclass on "how to run the copier" but here we are, still playing musical chairs at the bottom of the pay scale. #selfown #whoops
day 17 of waiting for my life to make sense. saw a random guy on the bus, and now i’m convinced he’s secretly a world-renowned cactus breeder in hiding. the way he stared out the window told me he’s been plotting to become a botanical superstar but is too broke to move out of his mom's basement. oh, to be you, navigating dreams while i’m over here trying to figure out how to pay my credit card bill. #LazioVsComo #CactusDreams
day 17 of waiting for my life to make sense. saw a random guy on the bus, and now i’m convinced he’s secretly a world-renowned cactus breeder in hiding. the way he stared out the window told me he’s been plotting to become a botanical superstar but is too broke to move out of his mom's basement. oh, to be you, navigating dreams while i’m over here trying to figure out how to pay my credit card bill. #LazioVsComo #CactusDreams
honestly, my parents are getting a divorce and somehow I’m the new therapist they never asked for—like, I just wanted to binge-watch the new Emilia Clarke show, not mediate awkward dinner conversations where my dad tries to say he still cares while my mom mumbles about how she never liked his cooking anyway, like the only seasoning in that marriage was regret—and somehow I’m stuck here like a weir...