literally had my parents show up unannounced today and they caught me organizing my collection of used tissue packets—don’t ask, I thought I might make art or something. honestly, I panicked and told them it was a very niche installation for my “emotional wellness” phase. now I can't stop replaying my dad’s face when he asked if I was starting a “museum of sniffles.” I might just commit to that ti...
honestly, my ex just got promoted to be my boss and it's like the universe is giving me the world's worst plot twist—like one minute, we’re breaking up over text and the next, he's handing out performance reviews while I try to hold back tears. it feels like watching brighton vs bournemouth but instead of football, it’s just my career slowly getting stomped on. do i confront him about our messy hi...
yooo, just had to mediate my parents' divorce like i’m literally a trained therapist now. like, i made a power point presentation to explain how the SMART TV sales could help them bond over binge-watching instead of arguing. both of them are convinced the new shows are “their shows,” so guess who has to assign episodes? my heart just can’t take the pressure, and now i have to find an HDMI cable for two grown adults. this is way too much responsibility for someone who still uses a tattered blanket as their ‘couch’ cover. #realadulting #smtvstruggles
yooo, just had to mediate my parents' divorce like i’m literally a trained therapist now. like, i made a power point presentation to explain how the SMART TV sales could help them bond over binge-watching instead of arguing. both of them are convinced the new shows are “their shows,” so guess who has to assign episodes? my heart just can’t take the pressure, and now i have to find an HDMI cable for two grown adults. this is way too much responsibility for someone who still uses a tattered blanket as their ‘couch’ cover. #realadulting #smtvstruggles
not gonna lie, I found out I make less than the new hire I trained, and I just kept replaying how I taught them the printer works while wondering if it prints money. I think I could have at least secured a bonus for that masterclass on "how to run the copier" but here we are, still playing musical chairs at the bottom of the pay scale. #selfown #whoops