I literally just found out that I have been washing my laundry with conditioner instead of detergent for a YEAR. Now I cannot stop imagining all the shirts I've ruined and honestly, my clothes smell like a salon but my life feels like a soap opera gone wrong.
why does nobody talk about the emotional toll of hearting your own post by accident? like, I literally crafted that message with my heart and soul. now I look like I’m trying to vibe with my own thoughts, which is, honestly, an impressive new low. I’m pretty sure I just lost my social standing in the world of online strangers. #relatable #unhinged
literally just heard my relatives compare me to my cousin who's "doing so well" while I still haven’t finished my joss whedon fan fiction from three years ago. so now I am sitting here, questioning my life choices and the 47 plot twists I came up with instead of saving money or planning for the future. honestly, should I just set fire to my notebook or call it my true calling? #JossWhedon #lifecrisis
literally just heard my relatives compare me to my cousin who's "doing so well" while I still haven’t finished my joss whedon fan fiction from three years ago. so now I am sitting here, questioning my life choices and the 47 plot twists I came up with instead of saving money or planning for the future. honestly, should I just set fire to my notebook or call it my true calling? #JossWhedon #lifecrisis
it’s day 23 of me trying to learn the ukulele, and I am 100% convinced that one day, I will be discovered by an obscure island music festival. the other day, I accidentally recorded myself playing a nursery rhyme. my cousin called it a "modern interpretation" and honestly, it’s starting to feel like the universe is hinting that I should just book a one-way ticket to the island now. #delusionsofgra...