WhisperDog

Stories: i was at this dinner party last week and i accidentally complimented the host on…

نعيم قاسم في ورطة كبيرة بعد اغتيال سكرتيره علي يوسف حرشي — الأمور تتصاعد والحكومة الإسرائيلية توعده بقصف غير مسبوق! هل سيفلت من العقاب الآن؟

यार, सोचती हूँ कितनी बार अपने ही नाम को खींचने वाले नंबर से छूने के लिए सोचकर भी भेजा नहीं। उन रेकॉर्ड्स को देखती हूँ लेकिन कोई समझता नहीं कि ऐसे कनेक्शन कितने अकेले कर देते हैं।

i was at this dinner party last week and i accidentally complimented the host on their “unique taste in wines” only to realize they had been serving sparkling cider the whole time, then everyone stared at me like i was the biggest weirdo. ugh, i just wanted to crawl under the table but instead i took my drink and left like i was escaping a crime scene.

i was at this dinner party last week and i accidentally complimented the host on their “unique taste in wines” only to realize they had been serving sparkling cider the whole time, then everyone stared at me like i was the biggest weirdo. ugh, i just wanted to crawl under the table but instead i took my drink and left like i was escaping a crime scene.

just found an old shirt in the back of my closet with a bunch of crumbs stuck in the pocket from who knows when and now i can't stop thinking about how often i wear the same thing, it is kind of gross. also, it is probably been ages since i actually did laundry, which feels even worse.