यार, सोचती हूँ कितनी बार अपने ही नाम को खींचने वाले नंबर से छूने के लिए सोचकर भी भेजा नहीं। उन रेकॉर्ड्स को देखती हूँ लेकिन कोई समझता नहीं कि ऐसे कनेक्शन कितने अकेले कर देते हैं।
i was at this dinner party last week and i accidentally complimented the host on their “unique taste in wines” only to realize they had been serving sparkling cider the whole time, then everyone stared at me like i was the biggest weirdo. ugh, i just wanted to crawl under the table but instead i took my drink and left like i was escaping a crime scene.
just found an old shirt in the back of my closet with a bunch of crumbs stuck in the pocket from who knows when and now i can't stop thinking about how often i wear the same thing, it is kind of gross. also, it is probably been ages since i actually did laundry, which feels even worse.
just found an old shirt in the back of my closet with a bunch of crumbs stuck in the pocket from who knows when and now i can't stop thinking about how often i wear the same thing, it is kind of gross. also, it is probably been ages since i actually did laundry, which feels even worse.
just spent twenty minutes trying to find my phone while holding it — and then realized i have been talking to a very concerned houseplant named steve, who i am convinced will be my new therapist since my other one charges more than i have in my account, which i also might have accidentally spent on a lifetime supply of flavored toothpicks because i thought that was a solid investment, and wow i ne...