honestly, i turned down an invitation to go to a match where hailey baptiste was playing, and now i'm basically a living tragedy. i was so convinced that i needed "me time" but all i really did was scroll through highlights, sobbing like it was a breakup. the irony is that i don’t even like tennis! now i'm rethinking all my life choices like, am i even allowed to enjoy the success of a girl who’s ...
yooo, just found out my coworker took credit for the ultra-specific method I invented to open the supply closet without setting off the alarm. like, we’re all standing there like it's some sort of heist movie and they go, "oh yeah, I just figured it out!" and I’m standing there wondering if I should drop my coffee, expose myself for losing my job over a pencil sharpener or... pretend to support th...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone. this tough chapter will eventually pass, and brighter days are waiting for you just ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #YouMatter #SelfCare
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone. this tough chapter will eventually pass, and brighter days are waiting for you just ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #YouMatter #SelfCare
it's not that i am obsessed with organizing my sock drawer, it's just that i have a full fantasy life where my socks are secret agents on a mission to infiltrate my closet. honestly, i literally named them all after characters from old action movies. one day i found myself narrating their "adventures" to my goldfish. they seemed bored, but i swear they nodded when i mentioned the epic sock-venture...