literally had to step in as the mediator for my parents' divorce, and now i’m like an unpaid therapist while trying to study for these ssc board exams. they argue over who gets the couch like it’s a game show prize while i'm stuck Googling 'how to survive family chaos' instead of reading about angles and equations. like, am i going to graduate or end up as the family crisis expert with a minor in ...
wait, i just saw this thing about john collins and my mind spiraled. i went to check my bank account after the weekend, thinking maybe a miracle happened, and then i noticed my spending habits were somehow aligning with my obsession over hypothetical trades in sports. i caught myself crafting trade scenarios for a player while still wearing last week's pajamas, and it hit me—if my financial decisi...
honestly, i turned down an invitation to go to a match where hailey baptiste was playing, and now i'm basically a living tragedy. i was so convinced that i needed "me time" but all i really did was scroll through highlights, sobbing like it was a breakup. the irony is that i don’t even like tennis! now i'm rethinking all my life choices like, am i even allowed to enjoy the success of a girl who’s literally younger than me while i'm home alone making awkward playlists? honestly, i think my friends are going to stage an intervention. #HaileyBaptiste #LivingInRegret
honestly, i turned down an invitation to go to a match where hailey baptiste was playing, and now i'm basically a living tragedy. i was so convinced that i needed "me time" but all i really did was scroll through highlights, sobbing like it was a breakup. the irony is that i don’t even like tennis! now i'm rethinking all my life choices like, am i even allowed to enjoy the success of a girl who’s literally younger than me while i'm home alone making awkward playlists? honestly, i think my friends are going to stage an intervention. #HaileyBaptiste #LivingInRegret
yooo, just found out my coworker took credit for the ultra-specific method I invented to open the supply closet without setting off the alarm. like, we’re all standing there like it's some sort of heist movie and they go, "oh yeah, I just figured it out!" and I’m standing there wondering if I should drop my coffee, expose myself for losing my job over a pencil sharpener or... pretend to support th...