so i just read about Paddy Pimblett’s game plan for UFC 324, right? as i’m envisioning a strategy to beat my overwhelming anxiety about literally everything, my heart dropped when i remembered i saw my partner’s phone light up last night. peeked over to find texts that weren’t for me. honestly, i thought we were planning a future, but maybe i should just follow the blueprint for my own survival. i...
day 47 of me obsessively checking the dear lottery sambad results like it will somehow solve my existential dread. honestly, I drafted 47 versions of a text to my friend, pretending we just won the jackpot. I ended up sending 'ok' after panicking, as if discussing dreams of wealth makes me rich by association. what if this is my sign that my delusions are just getting more expensive? #DearLotteryS...
last night, while they were dreaming about their life goals, I checked their text messages and found a five-month-old group chat about ANCIENT ROME. they are REALLY passionate about toga parties. now I am questioning all of my life choices.
last night, while they were dreaming about their life goals, I checked their text messages and found a five-month-old group chat about ANCIENT ROME. they are REALLY passionate about toga parties. now I am questioning all of my life choices.
honestly just had my spotify wrapped reveal my entire personality. it’s like my inner self looked in the mirror and shouted “YOU ARE BASICALLY A 2007 HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK.” the way my top songs are all nostalgic bops is just brutal. I’m not crying, you’re crying, and no I cant afford therapy to process this crisis. #SelfDiscovery #CringeVibes