I never thought I would find myself Googling “Rasmus Hojlund” while sitting in my apartment with nothing but two dollars to my name. It started with just wanting to impress my parents at dinner, casually mentioning a footballer when they brought up 'successful people.' But somehow, now I’m two tabs deep into stats, spiraling into a financial meltdown, questioning every life choice that led me to T...
honestly, i just saw a headline about tulsi gabbard and suddenly remembered the time i got caught doing an interpretive dance routine in my living room while wearing a chicken costume, thinking nobody was home. turns out my coworker was spying on me through my window, and the next day at the office they handed me an award for "best solo performance." the irony? they didn’t realize i was literally ...
literally just caught myself rearranging my book collection for the third time this month because the titles have feelings, you know? honestly, it's like my novels are judging me for not picking them up in ages, like, who knew War and Peace could be passive-aggressive? so here I am, apologizing to the shelves for being a neglectful reader while convincing myself that dust bunnies make great motivational companions. #bookwormproblems #literaryguilt
literally just caught myself rearranging my book collection for the third time this month because the titles have feelings, you know? honestly, it's like my novels are judging me for not picking them up in ages, like, who knew War and Peace could be passive-aggressive? so here I am, apologizing to the shelves for being a neglectful reader while convincing myself that dust bunnies make great motivational companions. #bookwormproblems #literaryguilt
not gonna lie, i saw the news about Canara Bank, and it reminded me of how my old neighbor acts like i’m a ghost now. remember the time they borrowed my board games and never returned them? now they strut around acting like they don’t even recognize me at the grocery store. meanwhile, i’m just here plotting out every argument we never had. one day, i might just casually mention the time their cat ...