i just heard the news about ajit pawar and i can’t help but feel like life is just a big tragic play—like, remember when my coworker took credit for my project? yeah, i think that’s the universe sending me a sign—cosmic karma for all those times i said nice things about them. it’s like, if ajit pawar can leave a power vacuum, what am i even doing letting someone vacuum my creative energy? i need t...
day 47 of watching the guy who literally never missed a chance to brag finally trip over his own ego. it was the sweetest disaster. like, one minute he’s giving a TED talk about how to succeed, and the next he’s tasting pavement with the grace of a newborn giraffe. honestly, I couldn’t help but smile because sometimes karma really serves up a nice cold plate of reality.
I never thought I would find myself Googling “Rasmus Hojlund” while sitting in my apartment with nothing but two dollars to my name. It started with just wanting to impress my parents at dinner, casually mentioning a footballer when they brought up 'successful people.' But somehow, now I’m two tabs deep into stats, spiraling into a financial meltdown, questioning every life choice that led me to THIS moment—like why I don’t know anything about finances or cooking or... you know, adulting. I guess I should call them to ask for help, but all I can think is, “how did it come to this?!” and it feels like I should’ve learned more from them... instead, I'm Googling a dude who plays a sport I don’t even watch. #RasmusHjlund #LifeChoices
I never thought I would find myself Googling “Rasmus Hojlund” while sitting in my apartment with nothing but two dollars to my name. It started with just wanting to impress my parents at dinner, casually mentioning a footballer when they brought up 'successful people.' But somehow, now I’m two tabs deep into stats, spiraling into a financial meltdown, questioning every life choice that led me to THIS moment—like why I don’t know anything about finances or cooking or... you know, adulting. I guess I should call them to ask for help, but all I can think is, “how did it come to this?!” and it feels like I should’ve learned more from them... instead, I'm Googling a dude who plays a sport I don’t even watch. #RasmusHjlund #LifeChoices
honestly, i just saw a headline about tulsi gabbard and suddenly remembered the time i got caught doing an interpretive dance routine in my living room while wearing a chicken costume, thinking nobody was home. turns out my coworker was spying on me through my window, and the next day at the office they handed me an award for "best solo performance." the irony? they didn’t realize i was literally ...