the way that I keep imagining my coworker crashing our company meeting like that plane – they took that shortcut on the way to their own presentation and boom, my biggest life regret is not saying “maybe stick to the path next time.” now I’m stuck reliving the moment— I should have thrown an emotional powerpoint loaded with colorful graphs on how NOT to make a fool of yourself at work— like, do yo...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. this moment is tough, but it will pass, and you will come out stronger on the other side. #StayStrong #InnerStrength
no because i swore i would never be that person, you know? the one who buys fake plants to fill the emotional void in their apartment. but here i am, walking into my kitchen, looking at my thriving plastic fern, and wondering how i ended up arguing with it about whether or not it needs watering. i’m calling it Fernando now and that's when i realized... i’m officially living in a rom-com but with houseplants that don’t even love me back.
no because i swore i would never be that person, you know? the one who buys fake plants to fill the emotional void in their apartment. but here i am, walking into my kitchen, looking at my thriving plastic fern, and wondering how i ended up arguing with it about whether or not it needs watering. i’m calling it Fernando now and that's when i realized... i’m officially living in a rom-com but with houseplants that don’t even love me back.
last night, I had a realization—after five years of pouring my soul into a company that would replace me with a new intern faster than I can find matching socks. I thought loyalty was a virtue until I found out they keep a cardboard cutout of me by the coffee machine, so new hires think they’re meeting the office mascot. surprise, it's just me.