Appreciation: if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in th…

i saw my old neighbor the other day. they acted like they didn’t even know my name. it’s funny, though, cause last year we were practically planning our Netflix binges together. now, with this UGC bill and everything, i’m just left here wondering if i should file a copyright claim on my friendship, too. #UgcKyaHai #FriendshipDrama

the way that I keep imagining my coworker crashing our company meeting like that plane – they took that shortcut on the way to their own presentation and boom, my biggest life regret is not saying “maybe stick to the path next time.” now I’m stuck reliving the moment— I should have thrown an emotional powerpoint loaded with colorful graphs on how NOT to make a fool of yourself at work— like, do yo...

no because i swore i would never be that person, you know? the one who buys fake plants to fill the emotional void in their apartment. but here i am, walking into my kitchen, looking at my thriving plastic fern, and wondering how i ended up arguing with it about whether or not it needs watering. i’m calling it Fernando now and that's when i realized... i’m officially living in a rom-com but with h...