so i was at this karaoke bar with friends and i thought i was killing it with my rendition of a ballad but then realized i was singing the wrong lyrics and nobody bothered to tell me while i just belted out “baby shark” like it was a serious song and yeah i still cringe at how hard everyone was trying not to laugh while i just thought i was slaying it, like, what even was i doing.
so i thought i was being clever and tried to make homemade pasta for the first time. ended up with this giant sticky mess everywhere, and when i finally cooked it, it turned into a giant lump that looked like it should be in a museum instead of on my plate.
so the other day i went to this fancy coffee shop, ordered a mocha and literally had to pretend i knew how to pronounce macchiato when the barista asked if i wanted one. of course i said yes and ended up with this weird looking drink that tasted like pure regret, just standing there trying to sip it casually but inside i was screaming
so the other day i went to this fancy coffee shop, ordered a mocha and literally had to pretend i knew how to pronounce macchiato when the barista asked if i wanted one. of course i said yes and ended up with this weird looking drink that tasted like pure regret, just standing there trying to sip it casually but inside i was screaming
zarah sultana just got kicked out for telling the truth — keir starmer is a total fraud, lying through his teeth about peter mandelson and this fighter jet deal rubbish is just another distraction from his failures