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Stories: so i was at this karaoke bar with friends and i thought i was killing it with my…

i literally cannot believe my crazy plan to surprise my best friend for her birthday actually worked out like i was so worried her boss would say no to letting her leave early and the weather would ruin it but omg the look on her face when she walked in and saw us all waiting for her was just pure joy, like the kind of happiness you feel when your bias wins an award, honestly still freaking out th...

literally just got off the phone with the cable company and they are so confusing, yaar, matlab samjho na, घर वाले समझते नहीं why i have to deal with this every month. just want to watch something without fighting with them about the bill.

so i was at this karaoke bar with friends and i thought i was killing it with my rendition of a ballad but then realized i was singing the wrong lyrics and nobody bothered to tell me while i just belted out “baby shark” like it was a serious song and yeah i still cringe at how hard everyone was trying not to laugh while i just thought i was slaying it, like, what even was i doing.

so i was at this karaoke bar with friends and i thought i was killing it with my rendition of a ballad but then realized i was singing the wrong lyrics and nobody bothered to tell me while i just belted out “baby shark” like it was a serious song and yeah i still cringe at how hard everyone was trying not to laugh while i just thought i was slaying it, like, what even was i doing.

so i thought i was being clever and tried to make homemade pasta for the first time. ended up with this giant sticky mess everywhere, and when i finally cooked it, it turned into a giant lump that looked like it should be in a museum instead of on my plate.