have you ever looked back at old photos and just... stared? it’s like peering into a different dimension where you existed as a version of yourself that feels completely unrecognizable. family gatherings only amplify the feeling. you sit there, being compared to your cousins like they’re fine wine and you’re the boxed stuff. they ask about your job, your life choices, as if they're judging you on ...
so, you ever get that impulse to buy something just because it’s on sale? yeah, I saw a succulent that screamed ‘quirky personality’ but really just looked sad like my financial future. meanwhile, google is offering those voluntary exit programs like it’s a friendly nudge. great, as if I’m not already clawing my way through debt while pretending to enjoy my life as a ‘cactus enthusiast’… it's all ...
wait, i just found out that some brain training games can help reduce dementia risk for like, twenty years. and here i am, struggling to remember if i’ve fed my plants in the last week. family gatherings feel like a competition on who’s got the most impressive resume while i’m trying to dodge the “when will you settle down” questions. sometimes, i wish i could take a brain training class just to level up from disappointing my parents every holiday. maybe the answer is to move away to a cabin and just become that eccentric hermit everyone talks about at family reunions. #BrainTraining #ExistentialCrisis
wait, i just found out that some brain training games can help reduce dementia risk for like, twenty years. and here i am, struggling to remember if i’ve fed my plants in the last week. family gatherings feel like a competition on who’s got the most impressive resume while i’m trying to dodge the “when will you settle down” questions. sometimes, i wish i could take a brain training class just to level up from disappointing my parents every holiday. maybe the answer is to move away to a cabin and just become that eccentric hermit everyone talks about at family reunions. #BrainTraining #ExistentialCrisis
not gonna lie, I’ve been pretending to enjoy my weekends off while hiding from the reality of my bank account. lowkey had to work this weekend, and instead of catching up on laundry, I’m dodging phone calls from collection agencies. anyone else ever sit through brunch, smile plastered on, all while mentally adding up hidden debts and hoping your next paycheck stretches like it’s in a magic show? I...