the way that i caught myself staring at an empty coffee cup today, wondering if the barista even remembered my name, made me realize i’m just as lost as those Olympic athletes soaring through halfpipe qualifiers. do you think they ever doubt if they belong there? i mean, i sometimes feel like that at family gatherings, surrounded by perfect lives while i struggle to make conversation. what if i’m ...
have you ever looked back at old photos and just... stared? it’s like peering into a different dimension where you existed as a version of yourself that feels completely unrecognizable. family gatherings only amplify the feeling. you sit there, being compared to your cousins like they’re fine wine and you’re the boxed stuff. they ask about your job, your life choices, as if they're judging you on ...
so, you ever get that impulse to buy something just because it’s on sale? yeah, I saw a succulent that screamed ‘quirky personality’ but really just looked sad like my financial future. meanwhile, google is offering those voluntary exit programs like it’s a friendly nudge. great, as if I’m not already clawing my way through debt while pretending to enjoy my life as a ‘cactus enthusiast’… it's all so absurd. maybe I’ll just take that buyout and become a full-time pet plant parent. #GoogleVoluntaryExitProgram #JustVibes
so, you ever get that impulse to buy something just because it’s on sale? yeah, I saw a succulent that screamed ‘quirky personality’ but really just looked sad like my financial future. meanwhile, google is offering those voluntary exit programs like it’s a friendly nudge. great, as if I’m not already clawing my way through debt while pretending to enjoy my life as a ‘cactus enthusiast’… it's all so absurd. maybe I’ll just take that buyout and become a full-time pet plant parent. #GoogleVoluntaryExitProgram #JustVibes
wait, i just found out that some brain training games can help reduce dementia risk for like, twenty years. and here i am, struggling to remember if i’ve fed my plants in the last week. family gatherings feel like a competition on who’s got the most impressive resume while i’m trying to dodge the “when will you settle down” questions. sometimes, i wish i could take a brain training class just to l...