it's not that i am obsessed with hurricanes or anything, it's just that they remind me of my work presentations literally blowing up in my face. just last week, i was supposed to present a budget and instead voice-texted my thoughts on which natural disaster would actually win in a showdown. now my boss is looking at me like i'm delusional while my co-workers giggle about “hurricanes versus devils...
last night, I was staring at my screen, just trying to appreciate the beautiful poetic brilliance of my own message. I went to heart it, and with one accidental tap, my heart just did a backflip. Now I have to live with the reality that I liked my own wisdom while eating cereal out of the box, standing in my kitchen, with no one around to validate my genius.
literally double texted, then triple texted, then contemplated changing my identity and joining a commune. i might just show up at a random farmer's market and declare i am now a local artisan selling hand-woven basket hats.
literally double texted, then triple texted, then contemplated changing my identity and joining a commune. i might just show up at a random farmer's market and declare i am now a local artisan selling hand-woven basket hats.
just found old texts from an ex trying to convince me to join their fantasy football league. meanwhile, i’m just here struggling to draft my own life decisions, hoping the NFL doesn’t decide my future like my mother did. if only my goals could be as defined as their playbook. #Nfl #PlotTwist